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苗文墨扶着聋老太太“奶奶，我带您看一场偷鸡的闹剧。”“奶奶，我带您看一场经典场面。”“奶奶，································”“奶奶，································”“奶奶，·······························”“奶奶，您看这就是您孙媳妇。”“奶奶，你有重孙子孙女了，是龙凤胎呢。”